At this point, I mostly find the Razzies and their desperate need for attention tiresome, but in a year with the Snowman, the Emoji Movie, the Bye Bye Man and the Book of Henry all coming out, they at least had some ripe fruit to pick. Instead it’s the same tired Michael Bay/50Shades/what’s the biggest not great movie…

I think there’s a certain Bogus Journey undertaken by Misters Bill S. Preston, Esq., and Ted “Theodore” Logan that would like to disagree with you.

STATION!

Come on. Everyone knows this is the role that Charisma-less Void in the Shape of a Human Jai Courtney was born to play!

John Wick 3: Something Wick-ish This Way Comes

Five Star notebooks were for feeling grown up. You weren’t a kid anymore when you started bringing them to school in your blue Jansport backpack with either the brown leather or black rubber bottom.

My 21st birthday and subsequent first time in a strip club came just days after 9/11. No dance or dancer can make Lee Greenwood’s Proud to Be An American sexy. None. They tried though.

Dad?

Man, I do not get the love for Blade Runner 2049. Am I the only one?

I got a Commuter notification for this?

I’d go with a play on the old classic, The Accounting Firm of Dewey, Ever and Crushem.

The Chief, her sister and the rest of the St. Gynecologist family are nothing if not tenacious.

1. What would your Roller Derby name be? (mine’s Slamuel Hell Smackson.)
2. What piece of pop culture/art do you tell people you’ve consumed but haven’t? I.e., books you tell people you’ve read but haven’t, tv shows you havent actually watched, etc.

“Hey, Ranger Joe?”
“Yes, Mr. Woodchuck.”
“Is this boner made out of....” *looks around* ”Wood?”

You could also read it as a guest who doesn’t need an introduction as long they are accompanied by David Letterman but may or may not need an introduction should they not be in the company of Mr. Letterman as that scenario is not addressed in the title.

She’s right that Manny Jacinto is a truly beautiful human specimen. I’d love to spend a little time hanging out in his Bud Hole.

I never knew how much I wanted a season of True Detective with Tim Conway and Harvey Corman as the titular detectives until right now.

As a Marvel fan, nothing is more ridiculous than learning that Blackbolt’s real name was retconned to be Blackagar Boltagon. I mean...that’s like meeting Superman and years later finding out his real name is Supetonuts Mantoglian.

The season 5 premier of Black Mirror is brought to you by Starbucks.

Wait, I’m like 90% sure that one of the songs Lucifer plays on that piano was the theme song to Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. I swear I heard that. Maybe I’m crazy. It is awfully cold here right now. Maybe I have Cold Weather Cartoon Theme Song Auditory Hallucination Syndrome.

Just watch the full Hamilton porn parody that already actually exists on there: Hamiltoe. There’s a SFW trailer on YouTube to watch. I’m honestly pretty impressed by that pun. That’s not one I thought of.