Here’s my 12th question for you: If you could either travel through Fantasia with Falkor or take a ride through space and time in the Flight of the Navigator alien ship, which one would you pick?

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story, “Why the Inheritance Tax Is a Good Idea.”

Delighted to see mother! get some love. Of all the movies I’ve seen this year, that one has stuck with me the most just for it’s sheer ridiculousness and audacity. It’s also a movie that if someone says they hated with a passion, I’d say, “You know, I totally get that.” It’s a movie that it’s almost impossible to be…

My Vote goes to:

I went to this planet, tried to become a Jedi, yoda, yoda, yoda, now I’m on a moon filled with teddy bears and my dad’s dead.

A lot of good scenes mentioned previously. Here are a few I think are worth nothing:

Kumail breaking down during his audition in the Big Sick. A really well acted and utterly devastating moment of pure, raw emotion.

Valkyrie’s drunken introduction and the recap of Thor 2 in Thor: Ragnarok..
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Maybe the hardest laugh I…

“Sir, how did you get that candle all the way up there?”
“It’s dirty and sinful for a man to enter any woman, but sometimes, if I’m very good, Mother pours me a glass of warm skim milk, puts on a VHS copy of the Best of the Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour and goes to town on my backdoor area.”
“Just be more careful next…

Yes, it’s all terrible but let’s speculate!!!!!!!!

NetTraffic Blockerman?

Honestly sounds like a Chuck Tingle story. Maybe it’s where the Unicorn Butt Cops matriculate.

Riverdale is what you get if you ask a David Fincher obsessed film student to reboot Dawson’s Creek but crank up the Flannery O’Connor by 75%.

And I love it.

I like songs about Christmas that aren’t actually Christmas songs like Tom Waits Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis, Joni Mitchell’s the River, Christmas TV by Slow Club, etc. I get real damn morose in the winter.

And you may find yourself

Hey, Spider-Man, turn off the dark, will ya?

So...Donald Trump is totally still President on Earth-X, right? They haven’t said who the Fuhrer is, yet.

These windshield millenials and their safelite spaces.

My TV is showing that episode of TNG with two Rikers in it.

#FRAKESNEWS

I’d die happy if Target’s loudspeaker started playing Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis by Tom Waits. Fairytale of NYC would also work.

My front yard is now totally clear of leaves.

#RAKENEWS

Any episode of Parks and Rec because it’s about decent people in a decent world and sometimes I need that. Also, original flavor Law and Order but nothing after Jesse Martin left because I find the rhythms of that show comforting. For music, it’s Tommy listened to straight through and on headphones. It’s my go to…