It’s so hot it’s a hellfire take.

Best Overall Disney Song: When You Wish Upon A Star (I mean, come on, they made it the theme for their whole company)
Best Disney Villain Song: Hellfire from Hunchback of Notre Dame
Best Disney Cartoon Instrumental Piece: The piano prologue from Beauty and the Beast
Best Randy Newman song made for Disney: I Will Go…

I want Gary Agent of Time to become the Arrowverse’s Bob Agent of Hydra. Like, I want shirts with a picture of a nondescript dude in a suit with the words “That’s Our Gary” written underneath.

I kind of got the feeling that Sara was taking it easy so as to prolong the flirt-fight session. She looked like she was having fun. Maybe it’s her version of letting your date win at bowling.

I guess it could have been worse and been a “sexy WWII Evacuee costume” which is something I’m 100% positive Steve Bannon has paid more than one escort to wear.

And, it’s now #Murder, She Tweeted.

Hello. I’m President Bot 5000. I was programmed to sign or veto bills, control foreign policy and live in the White House. The one thing I was not programmed to know was how to love.

When Kinja sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing trolls. They’re bringing Alt-right racists. They’re Russian bots. And some, I assume, are good…

Just want to say this is a brilliant fucking insight that totally zoomed past my head until you articulated it. Have a well earned star on me.

DLC earned MVP status (or maybe co-MVP with the rest of the cast because everyone on this show is pretty amazing) early on with Face Your Fears, a song I sing to myself to this day when I’m trying to talk myself into doing something stupid.

It’s so depressing what’s happened here. And, it’s becoming pretty clear from the dismissiveness of the AVC leadership that they just don’t care. I mean, just being able to sort Kinja by date would remove the trolls reward of being the top comment. It’s not that hard. A reader built a damn extension on his own time to…

All three. It was actually an experimental sequel to Fitzscarraldo where Klaus Kinski played the Marstons, Olive and the titular Wonder Woman. In Germany it’s knows as the Parent Trap 2: Oh, No, Where’s Haley Mills?

Now I heard there was a brand new book.
Padgett wrote so I’ll take a look,
But you don’t care for cover music, do ya?
Buckley’s was great, and Cale’s from Shrek
But all the rest are fucking dreck.
‘Cause every asshole on the Voice sings “Hallelujah.”

I have to disagree and this is gonna come off as a hot take so hot take alert. This movie was gorgeous, visually stunning, stylish, and cool but also wooden and boring and so muted it felt like a three hour nap. Villeneuve pulls off a trick here I thought only Nicolas Winding Refn was capable of and turns the normally…

This is a bit of stretch. The only thing Ross invented was a generation of 20 something dudes who had terrible haircuts. Phoebe did come up with the Lobster, however.

Stupid Sexy Lin-Manuel Miranda!

Though the White House is most certainly not a dump, a giant piece of shit did get thrown into the Oval Office recently.

I may be wrong, but I don’t believe Willem Dafoe has ever won an Oscar.

Oh, it’s definitely that. But, somedays like today when the world is already falling apart and things are terrible and now apparently Tom Petty died as well, all you want is a big bowl of gross cheesy carbs and a glass of something strong to tamp down that growing feeling gnawing into the lizard part of your brain…

Hot take alert: Fazoli’s already does this and their food is better than Olive Garden’s. Neither are great, but Fazoli’s beats OG hands down. Except maybe the breadsticks.