They should have just said that Erinn Hayes’ character ran off to hang out with Shelley Miscavage and no one can get in contact with her.

Is this too mean? I suddenly feel like this is too mean.

I just have one real hope about the cast. I’d love to see FBI Mail Robot get cast as NASA Meal Robot. That robot’s work on the Americans is nuanced and heartbreaking. Every time it gives a way a piece of mail, you can really sense its inner turmoil.

Okay, top five favorite music videos all time:

1. Thriller - Michael Jackson
2. Everybody Hurts - REM
3. Beat It - Micheal Jackson
4. Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim
5. Wicked Game - Chris Isaak/November Rain - GnR (tie)

Everybody wants to live, like someone else already lived.

Everytime I see the name Harry Knowles I keep thinking that’s the place where a fat guy took the actual shot that killed JFK.

I went to that site for the first time in over a decade the other day. Good lord, that layout has not changed since GWB was president. But, I will say this: They do still use Disqus.

We should have just let him be elected King of the Pop Culture Hill. Maybe than he would have left us alone.

Does this mean IT is now King of the Pop Culture Hill?!?! I’m so confused, AVClub SponCon Article!

Can Mike Judge EXTRACT us from this IDIOCRACY? Join us next week for the AVClub presents Mike Judge SponCon Week.

So, Mmmpop is about.....en-Hanson your flavors?

I’ll see myself out.

Yeah. I like Bottle Rocket a lot but it’s rough around the edges and I thought he cranked the Twee up a bit too much on Grand Budapest, but those are minor complaints. Not many have batting averages like that. PT Anderson, Chris Nolan, QT maybe.

“Industrialized, gray fish sponges floating in a viscous gel.”

The AVClub (Kinja Edition)

Rank the Wes Anderson direcrted movies:

The original was a hoot and worked perfectly as a secret reboot of the Roger Moore era of Bond movies.

These humans and their beeping machines.

A Little Piece of the Action
Darmok
Far Beyond the Stars
Best of Both Worlds
City on the Edge of Forever

If I see all five these in one day, I call it a Royal Fizzbin!

“Listen, we’ve been aware of the machete problem for a while now. We need you to trust us. We’ve heard you. I mean, y’all have been complaining about the machete problem for years. All I can say is, be patient. We are working on the machete problem.”

Least favorite horror movies:

1. Kinja: Rise of the Kinja
2. Kinja II: Everyting is Fine Here, Right? Everyone Is Happy Now, Right?
3. Kinja III: The Calls Were Coming From Inside the Extended Univision Family of Websites!
4. Kinja IV: Ernie’s Revenge
5. The Bye Bye Man

Yeah, these kind of posts definitely feel like a desperate need to assure a shrinking number of visitors. If I weren’t commenting from work, I’d paste that “Everything is fine” picture somewhere in here since that seems to essentially be what this article is.

Not to mention the dismissive way long time comment section folks were treated when they had concerns by people like Ernie from Kinja and some of the editorial leadership at AVC. Certain articles just written re: the switch were just glazed like over like a donut of condescension.