Guns N’ Roses breaking things. Judd’s got an Apatite for Destruction.

I love puns.

I took a pretty solid twosie the other day at an Arby’s and the security camera footage of me walking into that Arby’s is a better movie than 99% of Happy Madison’s movies.

Ben Wyatt Fan Fiction will always hold a special place in my heart. The Parks and Rec comments had an amazing bench of themed gimmick posters. BWFF put some serious work into those stories.

Just got done seeing it and I honest to god feel like Aranofsky was legit trying to alienate people with this. It’s like 90 minutes of an off-putting Brechtian chamber drama followed by some of the craziest shit you’ll see in a mainstream film. Who the hell was this weird ass movie for?

Me!

I give it 5 stars out of 5.…

She’s so online her farts all sound exactly like the AOL modem login noise.

Rebecca’s just mad that she ran out of Pantene.

I didn’t get a Community notification for this?

Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

I said my hip popped
My hippy is hurting
The hip, the hip popped, and it won’t stop the sockets out!

How the hell do you drink a ghost? Are they crisscrossing America looking for old stores of Hi-C’s Ecto Coolers?

Gisele and Han and they died on that weird never ending runway.

Though controversial at the time, I still contend that Werner Herzog’s entry in the series, the Futility and Furiousity of Fastness, is the high point of the series. Better even than Fast 5. All those long, sweeping shots of empty cars being consumed by nature. That scene where he made Vin Diesel and Paul Walker…

Now I really wish I could see a film I’ve titled in my head Last Action Hero 2: Taken 4 (a Fool).

Long Lived and the New Flesh: The Lovelife of Elderly Actor James Woods.

Remember when her and Mack Weldon broke up because she was sleeping with Warby Parker?

Qu’Appelle was never the same after they fired Steve le’Jobs.

Or if Neil Breen was playing Tommy Wiseau.

And free seltzer!

She’s a clown and I’m drowning slowly
In her deadlights and I’m heading no where.

Curios to hear if anyone else has been watching Blood Drive. I gotta confess, I kinda dig it. The world is weird, the effects are gross, the guy playing Slink and the actress playing Aki are both really fun. I also like the aesthetics of it. For instance, the VHS box art episode titles, the fake commercials they…