If this is a Stranger Things bar, why is there a drawing of Miko Hughes on the chalkboard? Are we sure this isn’t a Pet Semetary themed bar?

When there is no more room at the Copyright office, public domain films will walk the Earth!

We should use a JIF to settle this contentious debate!

*Insert “Why Not Both?” meme*

The smile on that racist hobgoblins face as he announced this today was something to see. There’s no way that Jeff Sessions wasn’t rock hard behind that podium just thinking about fucking with the lives of so many people of color.

The entire Selina-Kyle family felt the same way about the original Twin Peaks considering my great grandfather, Lucius Farnsworth Pettycoat Selina-Kyle, Esq., was half small wooden log on his father’s side.

I heard this in my head being sung by Phil Hartman as Bill McNeal in that Newsradio episode where he’s singing public domain parody songs.

“Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr;
Special Whitewater prosecute-tar.”

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

It’s the same passive aggressive trolling that Laura Browning was doing on the page before the switch.

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It’s been sad. The AVClub used to be this sort of unique thing with a vibrant community and a fairly easy to navigate, if busy, front page. Now we have the KinjAVClub which is just another Gizmodo tab. I guess that’s what makes me saddest of all. I’m here but mostly out of work induced apathy in a lot of ways.
Anyways,…

I’m giving it a shot. What else will I do at work?

I still wish Pope Francis had invoked the Catholic doctrine of Priori Incantatem during his meeting with Trump.

No Fox news on TV in Britain? Why, however will the landed gentry know when to have their staff fetch the scarlet livery and top hats from the outdoor excursions closet and make the hounds ready for a dawn ride!?!?

“In this novel, a heroic, righteous officer of the law spends decades chasing an evil, criminal fugitive who used a fake identity to hide in plain sight and even stole a loaf of bread when he was hungry. That criminal was a thief and deserved to be punished.”

- An excerpt from Tom Llamas grade 7 book report on Victor…

FoxNews: The only thing with more useless white space than Gizmodo’s corporate mandated website layout.

“You hypocrites, why are you trying to trap me? Show me the coin used for paying the tax.” They brought him a denarius, and he asked them, “Whose image is this? And whose inscription?”

Dammit, you are correct. I was so hopped up on my KinjaOutrage that I got my characters all a-jumbled.

You’re my Verizon Chipotle Exxon, Kinja CEO of Synergy.

There are tons of ongoing features on all of these Gizmodo blogs that do this, not just the ones I mentioned. Shade Court on Jezebel. Deadspin also has Why Your Team Sucks, Kotako puts a bright yellow Review sticker on all it’s reviews, Jalopnik has the Morning Shift, etc. It’s not that hard.