DLC earned MVP status (or maybe co-MVP with the rest of the cast because everyone on this show is pretty amazing) early on with Face Your Fears, a song I sing to myself to this day when I’m trying to talk myself into doing something stupid.

It’s so depressing what’s happened here. And, it’s becoming pretty clear from the dismissiveness of the AVC leadership that they just don’t care. I mean, just being able to sort Kinja by date would remove the trolls reward of being the top comment. It’s not that hard. A reader built a damn extension on his own time to…

All three. It was actually an experimental sequel to Fitzscarraldo where Klaus Kinski played the Marstons, Olive and the titular Wonder Woman. In Germany it’s knows as the Parent Trap 2: Oh, No, Where’s Haley Mills?

Now I heard there was a brand new book.
Padgett wrote so I’ll take a look,
But you don’t care for cover music, do ya?
Buckley’s was great, and Cale’s from Shrek
But all the rest are fucking dreck.
‘Cause every asshole on the Voice sings “Hallelujah.”

I have to disagree and this is gonna come off as a hot take so hot take alert. This movie was gorgeous, visually stunning, stylish, and cool but also wooden and boring and so muted it felt like a three hour nap. Villeneuve pulls off a trick here I thought only Nicolas Winding Refn was capable of and turns the normally…

This is a bit of stretch. The only thing Ross invented was a generation of 20 something dudes who had terrible haircuts. Phoebe did come up with the Lobster, however.

Stupid Sexy Lin-Manuel Miranda!

Though the White House is most certainly not a dump, a giant piece of shit did get thrown into the Oval Office recently.

I may be wrong, but I don’t believe Willem Dafoe has ever won an Oscar.

Oh, it’s definitely that. But, somedays like today when the world is already falling apart and things are terrible and now apparently Tom Petty died as well, all you want is a big bowl of gross cheesy carbs and a glass of something strong to tamp down that growing feeling gnawing into the lizard part of your brain…

Hot take alert: Fazoli’s already does this and their food is better than Olive Garden’s. Neither are great, but Fazoli’s beats OG hands down. Except maybe the breadsticks.

They should have just said that Erinn Hayes’ character ran off to hang out with Shelley Miscavage and no one can get in contact with her.

Is this too mean? I suddenly feel like this is too mean.

Okay, top five favorite music videos all time:

1. Thriller - Michael Jackson
2. Everybody Hurts - REM
3. Beat It - Micheal Jackson
4. Weapon of Choice - Fatboy Slim
5. Wicked Game - Chris Isaak/November Rain - GnR (tie)

Everybody wants to live, like someone else already lived.

Everytime I see the name Harry Knowles I keep thinking that’s the place where a fat guy took the actual shot that killed JFK.

I went to that site for the first time in over a decade the other day. Good lord, that layout has not changed since GWB was president. But, I will say this: They do still use Disqus.

We should have just let him be elected King of the Pop Culture Hill. Maybe than he would have left us alone.

Does this mean IT is now King of the Pop Culture Hill?!?! I’m so confused, AVClub SponCon Article!

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So, Mmmpop is about.....en-Hanson your flavors?

I’ll see myself out.