Yeah. I like Bottle Rocket a lot but it’s rough around the edges and I thought he cranked the Twee up a bit too much on Grand Budapest, but those are minor complaints. Not many have batting averages like that. PT Anderson, Chris Nolan, QT maybe.

“Industrialized, gray fish sponges floating in a viscous gel.”

The AVClub (Kinja Edition)

Rank the Wes Anderson direcrted movies:

The original was a hoot and worked perfectly as a secret reboot of the Roger Moore era of Bond movies.

These humans and their beeping machines.

A Little Piece of the Action
Darmok
Far Beyond the Stars
Best of Both Worlds
City on the Edge of Forever

If I see all five these in one day, I call it a Royal Fizzbin!

“Listen, we’ve been aware of the machete problem for a while now. We need you to trust us. We’ve heard you. I mean, y’all have been complaining about the machete problem for years. All I can say is, be patient. We are working on the machete problem.”

Least favorite horror movies:

1. Kinja: Rise of the Kinja
2. Kinja II: Everyting is Fine Here, Right? Everyone Is Happy Now, Right?
3. Kinja III: The Calls Were Coming From Inside the Extended Univision Family of Websites!
4. Kinja IV: Ernie’s Revenge
5. The Bye Bye Man

Yeah, these kind of posts definitely feel like a desperate need to assure a shrinking number of visitors. If I weren’t commenting from work, I’d paste that “Everything is fine” picture somewhere in here since that seems to essentially be what this article is.

Not to mention the dismissive way long time comment section folks were treated when they had concerns by people like Ernie from Kinja and some of the editorial leadership at AVC. Certain articles just written re: the switch were just glazed like over like a donut of condescension.

Guns N’ Roses breaking things. Judd’s got an Apatite for Destruction.

I love puns.

I took a pretty solid twosie the other day at an Arby’s and the security camera footage of me walking into that Arby’s is a better movie than 99% of Happy Madison’s movies.

Ben Wyatt Fan Fiction will always hold a special place in my heart. The Parks and Rec comments had an amazing bench of themed gimmick posters. BWFF put some serious work into those stories.

Just got done seeing it and I honest to god feel like Aranofsky was legit trying to alienate people with this. It’s like 90 minutes of an off-putting Brechtian chamber drama followed by some of the craziest shit you’ll see in a mainstream film. Who the hell was this weird ass movie for?

Me!

I give it 5 stars out of 5.…

She’s so online her farts all sound exactly like the AOL modem login noise.

Rebecca’s just mad that she ran out of Pantene.

I didn’t get a Community notification for this?

Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

I said my hip popped
My hippy is hurting
The hip, the hip popped, and it won’t stop the sockets out!

How the hell do you drink a ghost? Are they crisscrossing America looking for old stores of Hi-C’s Ecto Coolers?