Gisele and Han and they died on that weird never ending runway.

Though controversial at the time, I still contend that Werner Herzog’s entry in the series, the Futility and Furiousity of Fastness, is the high point of the series. Better even than Fast 5. All those long, sweeping shots of empty cars being consumed by nature. That scene where he made Vin Diesel and Paul Walker…

Now I really wish I could see a film I’ve titled in my head Last Action Hero 2: Taken 4 (a Fool).

Long Lived and the New Flesh: The Lovelife of Elderly Actor James Woods.

Remember when her and Mack Weldon broke up because she was sleeping with Warby Parker?

Qu’Appelle was never the same after they fired Steve le’Jobs.

Or if Neil Breen was playing Tommy Wiseau.

And free seltzer!

She’s a clown and I’m drowning slowly
In her deadlights and I’m heading no where.

Curios to hear if anyone else has been watching Blood Drive. I gotta confess, I kinda dig it. The world is weird, the effects are gross, the guy playing Slink and the actress playing Aki are both really fun. I also like the aesthetics of it. For instance, the VHS box art episode titles, the fake commercials they…

If this is a Stranger Things bar, why is there a drawing of Miko Hughes on the chalkboard? Are we sure this isn’t a Pet Semetary themed bar?

When there is no more room at the Copyright office, public domain films will walk the Earth!

We should use a JIF to settle this contentious debate!

*Insert “Why Not Both?” meme*

The smile on that racist hobgoblins face as he announced this today was something to see. There’s no way that Jeff Sessions wasn’t rock hard behind that podium just thinking about fucking with the lives of so many people of color.

The entire Selina-Kyle family felt the same way about the original Twin Peaks considering my great grandfather, Lucius Farnsworth Pettycoat Selina-Kyle, Esq., was half small wooden log on his father’s side.

I heard this in my head being sung by Phil Hartman as Bill McNeal in that Newsradio episode where he’s singing public domain parody songs.

“Twinkle, twinkle, Kenneth Starr;
Special Whitewater prosecute-tar.”

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

It’s the same passive aggressive trolling that Laura Browning was doing on the page before the switch.

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