That’s not what socialism is.

Also, you know Andrew Ryan is a villain, right?

Except when we’re taxed in reality, those funds go to do something, like building roads, paying the military, funding the arts, etc.

Don’t bet on it. It’s more likely to be akin to the experiences of people working in the sex industry today, one of which is they struggle in their relationships. If all day, every day is filled with sexual imagery, the brain stops responding to those stimuli. Your job is sex, so you lose interest in sex, and so…

I’m a Krogran from the planet Tuchanka now. I won’t vote for anybody who’s not willing to find a cure to the genophage. And the winner of each debate will be determined by way the opponents headbutting each other until one sustains a concussion.

Its just perspective, if your kids were 7 foot tall Serbians their audio stuff would look small and janky as well. Also your kids school would be pure anarchy.  

He truly thinks the entire plane should be made out of the black box.

clutch shooter. Doesn’t even need both shoes. Bargain deal

“Real Presidents look at Trump the way real Vampires look at Count Chocula”

Who has better vacation ideas than AAA? According to the publisher of this AAA guidebook, no one.

She will have kids, hire a full time nanny, and then proclaim how easy it is to be a mom. She’ll also make light of any mom who suffered from postpartum or is too poor to afford a nanny.

I have NO idea what you’re talking about.

“Someday...”

Maybe he thought that “Maximum Security doesn’t win” was an insult to his border defense plans? Tough to know with that fuckin guy.

If there’s one thing this President simply won’t tolerate, it’s video evidence.

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

And if he did, what are you doing dating 17 year old girls, Gabe?

Like a clay tennis court. You can see the un-called fouls on his body after every possession.

Finger-lickin’ god.