only consider asking a girl of her political leanings if you are unsure of your pull out game.

A man who spent so much time catching and throwing and running with footballs must be, at his very core, PART FOOTBALL - and everyone knows footballs can’t murder people because they don’t have extremities.

All college football fans were the real victims, in a way.

The real crime committed by Charles Manson is that he ruined the hippie dream. I have no idea why society in 1969 / 70 had to relive the death of that dream with a long, drawn-out criminal trial just because a district attorney thought some “murder victims” inconveniently got in the way of some knives.

Its hard to fit that on a cat poster

You were *so* intent on criticising Katharine and defending Moore that you completely missed that the quote was referring to David Eyck.

My guess is because there’s two of them and one of him? Maybe don’t want the other being jealous is all I can think of.

Great, now the Gamestop employees will be aggressively trying to sell me used credit cards.

The Deadspin staff is a bunch of Channing Fryes convincing the other Channing Fryes that they’re not the Channing Frye.

“We just didn’t think he was capable of making any shot.”

Yeah, how could they miss: “Jalen’s D finally wasn’t butt”

Let’s keep this in mind when Urban retires...

I knew our neighbors when I was growing up. Dad knows the current ones and it all seems so nice. I, on the other hand, have only spoken to one person currently living in my walk-up (6 units to our stairwell) and only really from her introducing herself as she was new to the building. I know the name of the gentleman…

As an Ohio State alum, I see his legacy being very similar to Jim Tressel in many ways. Like Tressel, he lead Oklahoma to a national title in his second year. He got there again in 2008, but lost to Florida (again, like Tressel). Nonetheless, he is the only coach in college football history to win all four BCS games.…

My new favorite Tom Cruise anecdote is that Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho on Tom Cruise’s 97 interview with Letterman interview. “He was aggressively likable but had dead eyes.”

I think the whole point of this column is to be remarkably salty

I was curious so I tried to do the math. Uber takes 20% off the top of the 632, so you’re left with 500 bucks, plus the 300 tip so that’s roughly $800.

It’s almost as if THAT was the point of my joke.

I’m not saying the Ryan brothers are bad at defense, but they somehow already received life sentences for this.

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.