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5/15/19

Both groups went on hundreds of escort missions, so that’s a fair mistake.

5/15/19

All of these suppositions carry with them just enough truth to be stupid, and just enough falsehoods to be irrelevant.

5/14/19

Mediocre Western Conference teams get pantsed most nights, lose 50 games and earn tons of lottery balls. Mediocre Eastern Conference teams are in the mix for the eight seed.

5/14/19

Wake me when they add Liar’s Dice...

5/14/19

I agree. Let that sink in.

5/14/19

This playoffs was super disappointing for Simmons hate-readers. As a Bucks fan who used to read Simmons religiously in my 20s, I was looking forward to some kind of overly dramatic pop culturally referential missive from Bill, but all we got were a handful of semi-bitchy tweets about Kyrie.

5/13/19

According to the affidavit, on Friday, Jordan approached four people identified as Hiker #1, Hiker #2, Victim #1, and Victim #2. He was acting “disturbed and unstable,” playing his guitar and singing while he hiked. The meeting quickly turned hostile after Jordan announced to the foursome “...anyway, here’s…

5/12/19

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

5/10/19

So it's come to this. Trump has destroyed us to the point we have a #justiceforshooter movement

5/10/19

Looking back, I actually think Trump supporters can draw inspiration from movies like Happy Gilmore.

5/10/19

Ah yes, the libertarian who works in the “financial sector” and has a girlfriend who is a model in Canada, you wouldn’t know her.

5/9/19

Courtney Smith was also at the school to pick up the kids, and Zach “was not to pick up their children until after 6 p.m.,” presumably not from the school.

5/9/19

And not one member of those state commissions is a horse.

5/9/19