Stop trying to trick me into reading profiles of Jim Nantz, I’m not falling for that for the 48th time.

I really don’t see the problem here. These guys are just doing what they need to do to get on the field every Sunday and inflict that much more pain on Browns fans.

Southwestern Christian University. That’s a good one.

Seriously. We grew up surrounded by purple GameBoys, N64s, and GameCubes. Even the NA SNES had purple accents. The 3DS eventually got that garish galaxy edition. Where was that purple, translucent Wii U?

Just wait til you see what they’ve been giving the players.

“I have a deep respect for unions; my wife was a teacher for many years

*BOOM*

The Ravens have had one GM and two coaches for the entire history of the franchise. Did they mention what about the front office was dysfunctional?

I worked briefly doing public relations for an NFL team. When I decided to look for opportunities elsewhere I was explicitly warned not to consider Washington, the Ravens, the Raiders, and the Bengals because of their disfunctional front offices. You could almost certainly add the Browns to that list as well.

Of course, in that (purely hypothetical!) case, this performance would reveal our (purely hypothetical!) celebrity to be an extremely gross phony.

“Destiny 2, a game where players wonder what took so long.”

I was so disappointed with No Man’s Sky, I was counting the days till release....then I spent 10 lackluster hours and just gave up, I will one day go back to it and try again.

+1 billion hell points for linking to the “thoughts” of that indelible streak of butt rust.

Best Box Score Plus Minus ever? LeBron’s 13.0 in 2008-09.

I can give you an estimated win total for the Oklahoma City Thunder without him: 5.

Would John Wall be better had he been raised by a Bad Sports Dad?

Wow, Terrell. That was thorough. This could have been Part 1, Part2.

I mean, I love the dude, but defense is, like, half the game.