Arthur would destroy Arian Foster.

Tier 1: Flacco

I’m just bringing you out of the grays because your tiers are so hilariously wrong and I want others to see them, point, and laugh.

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

That’s all folks, shut it down. Nothing is going to top this today.

“These people have awful names.”

“Well guys he’s unproven, but he’s not BROCK OSWEILER unproven.” - NFL executives making 6 to 7 figures a year for these insights

just some good ole blue collar hockey right there

On the contrary, who COULDN’T have seen the Embrace Debate era ending like this??

At some point, you have to [air horn] distractions to [booming PA announcer hype man voice] and [Jock Jams cut] and [instructions to make some noise] kick in the nuts.

“Listen, either you play my music, or we’re playing nothing at all!” - James Dolan.

Which is why labeling a people who were born in a certain era is idiotic since anyone is subject to this sort of thing, just change the product.

Isn’t writing it down basically replacing your on screen HUD with an off screen?

[David Price meets with Dr. Andrews at the combine]

[Posts 23-second video of Carmelo jab-stepping]

Interesting that you didn’t write even one word about how that brief contact was more than enough time for Belichick to release his spores into James’ lungs. The gestation of the spores is only a few weeks, so come playoff time I expect LeBron’s DNA to be 50% Belichick. Not sure what that means for the Cavs just…

The Padres say it’s not that bad, but it feels bad.

Parry was going to pay him, but he was in a rush because he really had to épée.  

I hate to break it to you, chief, but the 8th swed in the East has a better record than the 8th seed in the West. Which makes that comment pretty, you know... stupid.

“Scientific literature is cited to substantiate likely outcomes as a probabilistic function of the two species’ attributes within the battle environment. Attributes considered in calculating battle outcome include temperament, weaponry, armor, body mass, running speed, fight style, physiology, and motivation.”