TL;DR throw underhand

So he volunteered to leave, then?

“FFmmffkck”, which he later found out was just “Fuck” said by a kid with a mouth full of horse shit

Should go w/this classic

Someone needs to tell Patricia that Belichick never got that fat

This is unbelievably believable

Clearly they’re toxic and you should cut them off without a second thought

The Dragonwagon regional is STRONG

we serve food here, sir

That’s getting off pretty lightly compared to most IMF sanctions

He looks like Bill O’Brien without the sphincter on his chin

They discovered the fraud when Isackson fell off her horse and didn’t roll around crying for 20 minutes

already happening unless I just got Kinja’d lol

+1 reasonable take. Luis graying people out for dissent LOL

“The Story Behind the Arizona Diamondbacks’ Outrageous 18-Inch Hot Dogs” reads the headline of Charlotte Wilder’s 1700-word opus, though a more accurate headline would be “The Story Behind Sports Illustrated’s Gleeful Selling Of Its Soul.”

I’m just answering questions. That’s it.

artie moreno : *pulls flesh wallet out of fupa, removes $400 million* congrats mike

I failed in about half of these today at the pa youth state tournament

Shane Keisel: Is ANYBODY else seeing this?

I mean, how else were Nicky & Alex going to get into college? They never came off as particularly smart