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It’s his right to have the opinion that Dez Bryant played for the Cowboys last year. smh thought police!

but also come on, let Mr. “I Love This Game” live.

Charley: Ok, say it with me Kyler - “I’m a 6'5 white QB with a lunch pail attitude and a heart of gold!”

BBBBBREAST CANCER AWARENESS!!! DUUUUUUVAAL

It’s weird how everybody is “hearing crazy Browns rumors” but nobody can tweet specifically what they’re hearing...

Fittingly, Patrick then read a text from an anonymous NFL scout claiming that Murray somehow artificially inflated his height at the combine, and is not 5-foot-10.125, but shorter.

that’s bananas

Barstool reads like those Rotoworld player blurbs that try to be edgy/funny, but it’s a whole article instead

Damn, from Super Bowl winning head coach to just another mom’s new boyfriend in like 4 months

sounds like you have NO cadillacs tbh

truly, Coach Brown is the biggest slapdick of them all

Great defense style, terrible shoe

Leave it to Yahoo to create the NO network in 2019

Dell Demps too, apparently

So when Josh Okogie does it it’s a “satisfying highlight”, but when I do it I’m a “monster”? - Mike Leach

horton good for you

I guess “blitz” is technically a play, but c’mon Rams

Romo seemed genuinely annoyed that the first Super Bowl he called was boring as shit. Wish he woulda snapped and called Goff a pussy or something

partying like it’s 2015