Everyone has a similar story about taking edibles and not waiting long enough for them to kick in. I have a few of them, one from as recently as last weekend, because I am a moron who does not learn from past mistakes.

It’s actually Ira Glass.

You were. Now you are not.

Am I the only one who pictures this guy whenever Marchman speaks?

Predators is a very ok movie. And Surviving The Game may be the greatest film of all time. OF ALL TIME

Counter point: The AVP movies are among the best movies to watch while high. They’re incredibly bad, but turn into something magnificent when you’re hitting a decent blunt.

You know, re-reading this, I realize that you were specifically referring to Predators, the 2010 sequel. It’s a neat concept on the franchise, and it reminds me of another bad movie which I love, 1994's Surviving The Game with Ice-T, Gary Busey, Rutger Hauer, F Murray Abraham, and the inimitable John C. McGinley.

Making fun of his weight is just picking low hanging fruit, which Christie would never touch, unless it’s covered in chocolate or filling a pie; because he’s a fatty fatty 2x4, can’t fit through the kitchen door.

“Falcor!”

I kept yelling out “RAIN MAN” during the lowlights.

Wow, what a suprise.

lolnope

“everything I just said may be a lie except for the dick part.”

Sure, but usually your dad isn’t Lavar Ball

We’re all hoping Draymond destroys his dick and balls, right?

Assholes may wish ill upon this kid because his father is such an obvious dick but I hope he does well despite the anchor of stupidity around is ankles. I’m a Celtics fan so everything I just said may be a lie except for the dick part.

He really likes to get a couple extra feet between him and that three-point line doesn’t he?

You know, as someone who hated the Lakers for years pretty much just because of Kobe, I was a bit sad when the Mamba retired, because...who was left to hate? Just a bunch of kids breaking into the league. Sure, D’Angelo Russell had the thing with the video, but hate-worthy? Nah. But now, with Lonzo & Lavar in town, I…

The shooting is whatever, it’s one game. But that lack of speed...