The music actually slaps, too

In the first highlight clip, he takes his last dribble 3 feet outside the three point line - and still manages to dunk legally. He does not appear to be 9 1/2 feet tall.

For anyone that would be interested in this show, also check out the podcast Disgraceland that covers crimes that have been committed by musicians and people associated with the music scene. It’s pretty fascinating

Having recently lost my mom and having recently had a human replaced in the Oval Office with a semi-sentient sack of rancid circus peanuts, this literally made me cry for so many reasons. Good tears for good memories, though. Thank you guys so much.

Dammit. This wasn’t funny at all. I’m fucking crying.

but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

I am not suggesting we replace democracy with a system of government that makes decisions based on physical combat but I’m also not not suggesting that at this point in our history.

He should have stuck with fencing.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

Fox News: A silent woman, an old man yelling, and a shit-eating grin

a mentalist (just a made-up term for a magician)

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Feels weird naming names - outing people as what exactly?

Good for them. It’s about time Scientology broke in to Hollywood.

I think AC/DC sucks ass, but I have no problem with other people enjoying them.

Tallest QBs 2017*- Brock Osweiler, Paxton Lynch, Ryan Mallett, Mike Glennon. Shortest QBs 2017*- Russell Wilson, Drew Brees, Tyrod Taylor, Aaron Rodgers. WTF are you trying to tell us Bill?

I always preferred The Pillsbury Throwboy.

What’s the difference between Mayfiend and Jackson, besides that Jackson was better on a worse team...HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Yet he said Baker Mayfield, who is shorter, is a first round quarterback. Okay.