#justice4lamby
I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.
holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.
I hate people that use pets as props.
“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I’M A GOOD BOY I’M A VERY GOOD BOY I’M A GOOD BOY
I don’t get any guaranteed money and I still manage to tip when I go out.
I always calculate the tip to come up with a whole dollar total, so I can tell if I’m OK to drive. Can’t do the math - can’t turn the key.
Roberson can’t hit the And-1 nor can he carry the one.
I’M FIGHTING OFFICIAL OPPRESSION BY THE TURKISH GOVERNMENT YOU SKINFLINT
He was just rubbing some vinegar on it!
Dang hunks.
In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.
That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.
get your hands off those danguses
Shortly after the video made its way onto the internet last Friday, the club confirmed that all four players had been released