Can we also talk about how much he looks like Robert Downey Jr’s douchey friend in Weird Science? They even have the same taste in clothing.

“Police cited Gilbert for lack of responsible control.”

“They also think he stole Xavier Henry”

It is a travesty that Cowherd has never made People magazine’s most attractive list

I can sympathize, being a University of Kentucky alumni and lifelong fan. I have seen and heard some of the most wretched hive of scum and villainy on Earth donning the old blue and white. I’ve also realized over time that a majority of people are assholes anyway, so large groups of people who have a shared passion…

Chris Rock already figured out the solution for this problem :)

[Seth Davis reads tweet]

“Dave’s not here, man.”

Yet another person who has no idea what the First Amendment means.

He is, of course, getting hammered on Twitter for this, and this may be his best “apology”:

First off, you sound like you might actually be Mayweather by bringing up the completely irrelevant fact that he’s made $500 million - then I remembered he can’t read, so you couldn’t be him. Yes, he probably would hit her if she did take him down, but if you think Mayweather could throw knockout blows lying on his…

While I would basically agree with your generalization that (most) men are stronger than women, jui-jitsu is about leverage and pressure points, not strength. If she got a hold of his arm, she could break it easily. But yes, if Mayweather hit her then it would be a quick fight.

“I have nothing to remember about Kentucky. They sucked. They suck. They will suck.”

It could also be known as the Bobby Hill

“Now, how many heart attacks is that for you, Todd?”

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women. I’ve used this quote more than I should in every day conversation...

“I don’t feel no one could stop me.”

“His compulsive, almost oppressive need to entertain us may have turned him into a simulacrum of a human being who no longer can relate to other individuals in any meaningful fashion...”

Ok, I'll start assuming the worst about you instead.

So that's why I only see one set of footprints when I walk in the sand trap.