Ok, so I am the worst person because after working 40 hours during the week I enjoy: getting outside, drinking beer, and smoking pot while playing golf with friends. That is some sound logic. What are your hobbies, besides stereotyping people?

“Golfers are the worst people in the world.”

I must be having déjà vu, because I feel like I’ve heard this before

It’s not Shakespeare, but I think this comment definitely proves the infinite monkey theorem.

“Funions?” Is this Russia, Danny? This isn’t Russia.

“Just whine, babies.”

They took ‘er substances!

This is great, but I think the “Scorpion Dunk” is still his best one

His trial attorney was Vincent Fuller, a tax lawyer for Don King. So I imagine his cross-examination wasn't all that ferocious.

I think he’s talking about the Iron Mike days, when all Tyson did was seek and destroy. In all of the fights post-conviction, he was a shell of his former self.

I know I’ll probably catch hell for this, but isn’t there still an argument to be made that he never raped Desiree? Tyson still vehemently denies it, and there are actual women who have accused a celebrity of raping them that flat-out lied. While he is completely off his rocker, Mike seems pretty honest and contrite…

Peter King almost certainly does not think depression, anxiety, bipolar disorder, and/or attention disorders are “character flaws.”

“No supp draft for you!”

“I see what you did there. It seems like there should be a name for this type of literary device.”

The most offensive part of the entire interview was when Bruce said, “...for all intensive purposes.”

I prefer to calls this establishment Snubway because I feel like I’ve gotten robbed after eating it. $5 for $2 worth of shitty ingredients is never a good deal.

I would add Penn Station to this list solely for their fries.

I think the list is missing an Anthony Davis alley oop, take your pick of which one.