He was a Clitheroe, maybe one day he’ll become

Hahah, yeah, sure you did. What team were you on, cross country or rifle?

4 Final Fours in 5 years...

What a hot take!

That's cool. I wasn't trying to be a jackass, just wondering how 2-3 was the number you came up with when looking at their roster.

What is your criteria for an "NBA guy" exactly? Is it someone who makes it into the league, or a player who will make an impact at the next level? I only ask because most mock drafts have Towns, Lyles, Cauley-Stein, and Booker going in the first round. Dakari Johnson and both of the Harrisons are projected as 2nd…

Isn't this a scene from The Lawnmower Man?

I think this graph is missing someone:

Yeah, I've seen most of them. I think it's pretty funny, and a good parody of what reality TV has become. That's called an opinion, and not a statement of fact. You seem to have a hard time distinguishing between the two.

I love how people make this leap in logic: "I don't like the show, therefore it's not any good." You're the type of critic that no one asked for or deserves.

Give yourself a high five for that one bro! It probably wasn't as easy as that witty comeback, but how would a dick in the mouth affect someone's typing? I mean, he could do it hands free and just rely on the home keys.

-said every fan who has watched college basketball all year.

"Come on, Eileen!"

Yep, same here. Those two teams single-handedly busted my bracket's balls.

There comes a time every March when I quit caring about my bracket and just root for the underdogs, but it usually doesn't happen within the first few hours after the tourney starts.

I can't think of Me Undies without hearing Bill Burr in my head. "Me Undies, Me Undies. No more sweaty balls, badoop boop!"

You neglected to mention my favorite part of Shank's article:

Legitimate reasons for fans to storm the court, in my opinion:

Yeah, and in even smaller print is "tribute" haha.

I had a similar experience with Larry Bird when I was a kid, except I was the only person around and he was "too busy" making the turn at a golf course where my family were members.