I guess a fat, stinky bag of Kentucky Bluegrass sensimillia wouldn't cut it?

It looks like Beyoncé was headed to an after party at the Thunderdome.

This may explain why his nickname is "Stink".

I can decipher with the best of them, my friends call me Rosetta Stone. Anyone who thinks Louis CK's whole act is complaining doesn't know shit about his comedy.

This was news, in 2011 when he appeared on Letterman for the first time in 15 years.

I find it funny that your comment is basically someone bitching, which is the thing you're supposedly railing against.

Bad lip-reading implies they're not very good at it, no?

You mean the students who make their schools a shit ton of money as athletes, but can in no way profit themselves? The colleges will be only disappointed if they actually get caught.

No, Tiger never said he was an angel, because his father Earl had already made him sound like a god:

I agree, he's basically the MMA version of Tiger Woods.

Attacking Tom Ley with Enthusiasm Unknown to Mankind

Only if you admit that people enjoy different things, and "good" is a subjective term. I've never seen it, by the way.

I don't know what it is, but I just don't like Amy Schumer all that much. She's not terrible, but I wasn't really crazy about her show or stand-up routine. Give me Ilana and Abbi any day of the week

I'm surprised because I thought Kirk Cameron was only involved in Christian-related productions.

This pretty much sums up the second half of the game, and is what the Duck's color scheme reminded me of

Nope, never heard that one. But I did hear one where he had a doctor on who theorizes that AIDS is caused by the long-term consumption of recreational as well as DNA chain-terminating and anti-HIV drugs (he also acknowledges that it is a real virus). And Rogan never said he believed said doctor, in fact, he and fellow…

I'm with you on everything but Joe Rogan. Yeah, he is a corporate shill for White and the UFC, but he also has one of the best podcasts around and is a well-respected standup comic.

When asked for comment about the lawsuit, Dana White responded, "These f***** p**** a** motherf****** can f***** suck a big fat donkey d***. Come at me, bros!"

To corroborate the story, here's visual evidence that Stallings didn't take the news of Fuller's book very well