I’m shocked (but not electrocuted).

Donating her body to science proved that her heart was in the right place. 

Thank god. It’s bad enough having 4.0 I6 jeeps tailgate me and drive aggressively. I don’t need Fred Durst lookalikes roaming around in 700hp mall-crawlers with 6 inch lifts ok, I can’t just watch someone crash and not stop to help. Don’t make me help Fred Durst or people who look like him 

That, plus if someone is so cash-strapped that a couple grand is make-or-break, I’m just not confident that maintenance and/or repairs weren’t deferred or botched on an expensive to own vehicle.

Does Tracy’s planned Moab run in that rust bucket he calls a Jeep have anything to do with this decision to leave?

There’s also the chance they know their names and don’t care, cause cats are assholes and I love all three of my babies.

Personally I don’t trust computers and I never use them. 

No. Bojangles.

I’m not entirely convinced they even add alcohol to them...

Reset button. Located on the back of the device near the power cable.

It’s nice to know that even in the zombie apocalypse, the South still completely loses its shit in a snowstorm.

dude you forgot V6 ✔️ 

Mazda zoom zoom,✔️,stick ✔️,wagon ✔️,stupid cheap✔️  NP!  

That gives me an idea (I’ll never follow up on). Lyft or Uber should make “Lyfted-Truck” or “Uber-Unter” or something (I got nothing clever for Uber), that lets you get a driver with a pickup for an extra fee. You could go to Home Depot, get your 5 annual bags of mulch, order a Lyfted-Truck on your phizzone, the…

yeah you do realize that a good portion of people who grew up driving trucks didn’t have salaries that kept up with inflation. So when they were making $40k in 2002 and a truck was $22,000 that was fine. Now that they’re making $43k and trucks are $35,000 it’s asinine.

“Quad” cab. Assuming you really, really, really hate the people you stick in the back seat. I recently checked out the Colorado, a vehicle for which I’ve never went so quickly from “This is interesting” to “No way in hell ever unless they pay me for it” after 30 seconds in the seats, and the Ranger, which was nicer…

However, the Alfa Romeo Stelvio is a bit of a surprise, since luxury crossovers are selling extremely well right now.

I understand your reasoning, but this is exactly why we have so many open-world, fluff games.

Maybe we just don’t need cheese on all sandwiches though

I used to be an instagramer like you,