No shit it didn’t work, the idiot wore the wrong glasses

Next season Jeremy, Richard, and James should go on a road trip in an a Viper, a BMW, and an Aston.

The only bad thing about BOTW is that I can’t play it again for the first time. 

I learned to kill almost everything with bombs ...

So they now have models S, 3, X, and Y... heh.

If I’m had to spend $28,000 on what is really a hot hatchback, I’m going to get a GTI.

Usually dicks take up two parking spaces, so this one should be considered polite.

Something’s not right about that bottom 10 list.  Did they somehow forget that Land Rover exists?

A Jag will never strand you on a highway... they just won’t start in your driveway.

Just when you thought that deflated balls were a thing of the past.

She’s a good girl and has a shiny coat.

Straight Outta Craigslist?

Pretty soon that will be a Farmer’s Insurance ad.

My car cannot be better than my clients

When my oil arrived there was a big scratch on the label. 1/5 stars. I have no thoughts on the quality of the oil itself.

I once saw a guy in a BMW use his turn signal. Hand to god! 

The pickup is a Ram. Is the box truck a ewe-haul?

I think that while watching How It’s Made and they are making something mundane like pencils and the narrator says, “This facility is capable of producing 400,000 pencils a day.” WHO IS BUYING ALL THOSE PENCILS?!

$100 says it is a marketing mistake and they grabbed the wrong picture.

Right before he backs up listen to the lyrics in the song “....I need to get myself away from this place...” - he just followed through ;)