That’s what experts refer to as a “shitty situation”.

Shitty news day, huh?

Well I’d say that’s one crappy way to start a day.

I accidentally submitted a TrueCar request SIX MONTHS AGO and I respectfully disagree.

So that’s what you do with all that room! I thought minivans were just for lugging your kids and their crap around.

Deadly Airbags - We’ll Let This One Play Out

“You see kids, we have this mini van because your mom & I...”

Like this is some kind of surprise. Raptors have been good at tearing through fences since 1993.

68 year old grandmother daily drives a Raptor, jumps it, nails landing in a swimming pool.

PLEASE FIND DEEZ KITTEHS A GUT HOME!

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

It’s always the mini. They should just leave them alone. They tend to die on their own with our without any extra help.

Hey, that’s great. When are they taking it out to the real testing grounds?

Don’t think we’re completely impervious. When it’s not just a bus but three pillocks running people down and going on a stabbing and killing spree, we may briskly leave the area.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

What are they doing with the V-10? Because I’m thinking Miata swap.

The mechanic is probably gonna sue the buyer for attempting to buy the car, forcing him to go out for a test drive. If the buyer hadn’t tried to buy a car that specific date, he wouldn’t have been driving that car when that other car was also in the parking lot. It can all be traced back to the buyer being at fault.

He was just Russian to get back from lunch.

Putting a lift on a vehicle has got to be one of the worst things you can do for performance. I mean, braking, handling, fuel economy, wind noise—everything.

And yet, crossovers are a thing.

That Corvette is more like a dog now, because it is full of bark.