It’s unclear how they accessed the database

“fell asleep”

Looks like a first gen Kia Optima?

“Aside from being pressure-washed so hard until he couldn’t stand”

we have a wiener!

If you look closely, you’ll see that Diesel cheat devices have been employed in all industries.

“Defeat devices—known formally as an Auxiliary Emissions Control Device—reduces the effectiveness of emissions equipment while driving, but they’re legal as long as they’re used for specific reasons. But the suit says plaintiffs conducted a test of GM’s trucks and found they emitted two to nearly six times the legal…

#DieselLivesMatter

You wanna know a code brown? That’s a code brown.

Prolly cuz of the VTEC, yo.

Didn’t sound very convincing, I think he was just tirekickstarting.

Birds. Angry ones.

But it shit a brick.

More like Range Roller amirite?

Bass? Dropped.

Hisssssss!

If you buy a truck and after one year it still looks brand new, you don’t need a truck.

That’s like an alarm clock.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

I had a similar experience. I was having my nissan serviced in an auto-mall type area. I liked BRZ/FR-S so I walked over to the subie dealer and looked around. I asked if they had a BRZ I could test drive, but they told me they had none. I found that strange.