The 2-door GLS version looked like a cross between an Escort, Thunderbird and Ambien:

In about 2003, my sister had $700 and needed a car. She found a red Tempo coupe with the 2.3 HSC and 5-speed.

This mustang driver is trying pretty hard to stay off camera because he knows he’s somehow responsible for this.

I’ll admit it, I cried when my dad sold his red Saab. I loved riding in that thing. It was the car that brought me home from the hospital and the one that took him to and from work each day.

It’s like being punched in the face by an armpit.

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

Hopefully, Michael and Amber remained united through this ordeal.

I play the lottery here and there but I think I’m good with money. I not only make my own coffee at home but I also make my own creamer. I don’t wash my truck because rain is nature’s car wash. I shop at Aldi and Costco unless the just don’t have what i need. I don’t go to the movies, mostly because I don’t care what…

My name is all you need.

Mazdaspeed Protege my friend. Mazda slapped a turbo on the stock Protege engine and called it a day.

I don’t own cats.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

Somewhere, Kevin Smith is giggling like a small child.

I still maintain that these should only be sold in base model form and the Golf R should be priced where the loaded GTI option puts it. Plaid seats or bust!

Don’t you think you were a little harsh on him?

How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

Seriously, I feel like the adding 4 doors to a 70+ year old iconic design has been done before with great success, beating out the traditional 2 door model....

If only I could remember where. I’m sure it will come to me.
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