To be completely fair, this would have never happened if the BRZ wasn’t so damn slow.

Just listening to Rihanna.

Cut spring lowering and removing shocks to facilitate it. And that’s why you don’t do it that way. It’s just bouncing off the bump stops.

It’s nice to see you Flex your muscles, being the Explorer of humor, but the lack of Focus is that it Escapes me what kind of Fiesta you’re trying for here. This really Taurus apart.

This is why I keep an extra fridge in my garage.

This guy laughs at your inadequate crashing skills.

Speeding Asshat becomes literal asshat for speeding car.

You need a graphic to attach to stories like this rating the code brown.

There is literally no other answer to this question other than ‘GTI’.

Damn. That paint is stealthy.

I’ll see your TSX recommendation, and raise you to TSX wagon.

A MKVII GTI can be had at or near 20k, the MQB platform has brought a lot to these cars. Will give Brian plenty more utility and practicality while still maintaining his Jalop-cred. I am absolutely in love with my 2016 Golf R and I’m sure the GTI delivers just as great an experience.