I’d argue Trump came before Van Ice but true true

a. What adult calls himself a “fanboy?”

Stan spent years belittling (or even flat-out denying) Jack’s contributions at Marvel. When called out on it, Stan’s selective memory makes him sound as if he’s testifying at the Iran-Contra hearings.

I’m okay with that.

I mean, yeah Kirby would kick the shit out of him up in heaven, but you just know they’re the kind of guys who would hug it out eventually, even if it meant Kirby having to repeatedly kick him for the equivalent of several years as we perceive time here on Earth

And the day Jack Kirby finally gets to kick his ass is postponed yet again.

“Snipes faced an uphill battle, though...”

Sure, Black Panther will get the credit, but it’s Blade that opened the door for not just black superheroes - but the entire MCU. Blade 2 is crazy under-rated.

Liz Lemon’s British boyfriend was going to be in an action movie? That would explain Panther’s heretofore unexplored love of Tex-Mex

BANJO!

 Not our problem.

And those are the only two ways to watch something...

Just like Michael Scott once literally declared “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!” we are now supposed to yell “I AM OUTRAGED!!!” over everything we see, hear or read.

Thank you! It’s becoming harder to enjoy anything now. Should we never laugh again?

We’re back in the 1930's in so many respects nowadays.

On either side of the political fence they were demanding people reappraise every work of art in a new moral context.

In Germany it was all about cleansing the culture of decadence, for Russia it was more about recognizing the formerly privileged as villains. This…

I love to do this too! Why, every time I watch a western, I’m like “those horses sure wouldn’t be able to walk down a street today, what with all the cars and stuff!”

I remember learning in art history about religious zealots chiseling off the genitalia of Greek sculptures and clumsily adding fig leaves and wondering how anyone could come to do that.

Well, here we are.

I’d honestly rather see more Agent Carter than a Black Widow movie. Or Storm. Or She-Hulk. Or Spider Woman. Or Kamala Kahn. I mean, yay for finally working towards getting a woman her own movie, but could it be someone less boring than Black Widow?

Ugh, we don’t need to see her origins yet again. Everyone knows she was bitten by a radioactive African-American woman who was attending her husband’s funeral.

The trailer did not make me want to see this. Not only was the bar fight ludicrous, the hip hop over the rest of the scenes was way anachronistic, and not in a good way...