If’n they have Nathan’s hot dogs, they should have the Nathan’s fries, too. None better!!

it’s weird of you to imply that not all artist’s names deserve to be spelled correctly

Objectively, pretty much every food media outlet that’s tested jarred pasta sauce has said that Rao’s is head and shoulders better than any other brand. My own experience bears this out. Bertoli is shit. Raos actually tastes good. Very good. There’s no point to running a comparison with anything besides Raos. Truly. 

When did Matthew Perry Week end and Jennifer Lawrence Week begin?

“Fred Armisen has a few all-time classic Saturday Night Live sketches, including the much beloved ‘Californians’ sketch.”

Nah, just give people money for food. It’s a painful slippery slope and I’m not here to judge what is healthy.

The black and white stuff, especially the early ones when Walt still let him misbehave, are fun.  But hardly in the mainstream consciousness.  That said, people still like to get their pics with him at the theme parks (and I LIKE the theme parks, but even as a kid did not understand the meet and greet desire...)

Who could have possibly predicted that alcohol, being a mind- and body-impairing chemical, used to excess could be dangerous??

The older stuff like Mickey and the Beanstalk and, yeah, Fantasia are good, but then he became a corporate mascot, which is bad.

If I had a nickel for every time a white guy I’ve seen with a nonwhite GF say something racist with no reaction from her...

Any WB character could, just about any Hanna Barbera character ... Shit, even most of Mickey’s supporting cast (Donald, Goofy, etc.) are way cooler and more popular than the mouse.

For real. To several consecutive generations, Mickey Mouse is a corporate logo, not a character.

Bugs Bunny could kick his ass and will if fucked with.

Off topic, but first.... I think we’re throwing the word Supermodel around pretty fast and loose. She was model in the 90's. She was nowhere near supermodel status.

Are you comparing Steely Dan to Crow?

That’s victim blaming!

Wisconsin can’t seem to do anything right. 

New York is not jealous of its de facto basement bedroom, New Jersey.

I don't think anyone thinks New Jersey is superior to anything 

Nobody from Illinois is jealous of people from Wisconsin...except maybe when it comes to our nfl teams and taxes!!!