Thank you so much for sharing this gem of a house with me. It smacks so hard of nouveau-riche I can't tell whether I hate it or have gone right past hate into love. Also, your username is basically perfect.

Wait, wait, I actually personally KNOW people just like this!! Totes luxury, Italian marble counter, gold plated taps, an actual goddamn chandelier, giant gold roccoo engraved door - this is all just in the toilet, just FYI and no, I am not kidding - and they have cheap-ass hand pump soap (I know because I use the…

I can't say enough about paper towels in the bathroom. Other than cleaning, the only acceptable time for that is out of toilet paper emergency.

The newly rich = Beverly Hillbillies. I'm not even surprised her hick ass would bitch about feeling oppressed.

I'm almost glad there doesn't seem to be any furniture. What fresh hell might that have wrought on my senses?

They also stocked the bar with upwards of 10 wineglasses and some bloody mary mix. Seems about right.

Seriously. Look at her outfit (bedazzled denim on denim). Look at their house.

I thought oil companies were ruining America but it was those pesky minorities all along.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

Crap. I was hoping there were some kind of binders full of Black Friends.

The GOP attempts to woo women voters kind of remind me of Michael Scott on the Office trying to win clients back with baskets of treats. The problem is not with your branding or how you frame your message. It's that what you stand for is bad for us and we don't want it.

Because when a candidate is a legitimate asshole, women have a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Randy is a national treasure.

Whenever Republicans try to appear normal, non-offensive and not creepy, it's always a disaster.

And come this November, remember to Say No to the Bro

I appreciate that you're trying to feel better about yourself and want to spread this happiness to others. But the lie about there being someone for everyone.... needs to stop.

A-yup. And the gym-bunny ladies I go out with could tell you stories about guys that bend over backwards to get a few dates and show the woman off to his friends, but somehow aren't nearly as interested in them as they are interested in staring at fat chicks. What people want and what they feel like they need to…

Fuck YES. So tired of the "hot, witty, size 2 woman inexplicably puts up with overweight manbaby" genre. Turn that fucking table, Lena. Turn it hard.

So, I guess these skeptics also applied their questions to the premises of King of Queens, The Big Bang Theory, and just about every Adam Sandler and Kevin James movie ever made? It's always infuriating to me that TV/movies say that an average-looking guy can score a hot girl by virtue of his stellar personality, but…