Cheburator
h0merulez
Y’know, I’m Canadian and therefore, by default, a hockey fan. But hockey players put in 20-30 seconds for a shift. In soccer, you get 3 subs in a game, max. Once that’s done, you dance with what brung ya. They go to penalties because the other option is to possibly kill one or more players, people who already run…
And that’s what separates pro athletes from the rest of us, that willingness to devote unthinkable chunks of their lives to honing skills that may actually only pay off a handful of times each year.
This kind of joke will not exist anymore