I'm sure it is genuinely a lot of work, I personally just don't feel like it's work worth doing.

Finally, an internet personality that I dislike more than PewDiePie.

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

“idiocracy”? never heard of it. We certainly haven’t spoken about that movie around these parts at all ever since 2016, no sir. Please tell us more about this movie.

These are essentially long haul taxis and received high wear and tear vs a personally owned vehicle.

Your avatar is a Camaro.

Divorced/separated couples using them as a weapon to keep their significant other from seeing their children, stuff like that. Not common but it does happen.

The same reason there is statutes of limitations on crimes. Generally so one dumb thing doesn’t follow you forever. Also some stuff happens if you have a TRO against you, for example in our state you can’t own a firearm.

Ah, another opportunity to link back to Wonkette’s very comprehensive coverage of all things Larry Klayman:

Zimmy needs to re-stick his head back up his colon, go back to his cul-de-sac and stay there, preferably without saying another fucking word ever again.

I think it’s just the juxtaposition of several factual things—she was an “ex” fiance, she was murdered, production of his show is shutting down—in one line that is making it feel that way. I don’t actually think the AV Club is implying that.

Nothing you’re describing sounds anything less than B+ to me. I’m in. 

I’ve been hoping my whole life to see a 1970's-era Hasidic Jew (sporting massive sideburns and a Brooklyn accent) stuff a yarmulke down the throat of a Nazi, who is incognito as a bartender, while disco music plays gently in the background... is this my show? 

This is great. Random Roles is the best feature on AVClub and I’m happy it’s back in this format. 

I don't think you read the last paragraph nor the corresponding links.

A birth certificate and 10 minutes at the Post Office gets you a passport. And then you have a passport. To get a RealID, you need seventeen forms of documentation and hours at the DMV. And then you have a slightly more useful drivers license. Kind of a no brainer to me.

Dogs can look up.

There have actually been some very good animal actors, especially dogs.

Ford has always been a journeyman actor. Movie acting is a ‘job’ for him. He never had the pretensions of doing high art. Most of Star Wars for Ford involved doing nonsensical dialog with a tall guy in a suit made of wigs.

He gets to grow a big beard and cash a big paycheck, why not do it?