Among the best things about Twitter was that it was untethered from FB and Google. 

tyrannosaurus rex!

Holy hell, what a snack.

Oh ffs snowflake 

I don't get screeners and I do feel superior to him.

Oh, please tell me where to start, please, I soooo want to know more about this...

Totally an LA thing.

If you told me four years ago I'd be spending most of my time on Hulu and Paramount+, I would have called you crazy. 

I really miss College Humor 

Uh, HBO has a long history of family fare, both live action and animated. That WAS one of the best things about HBO— they had such a wide variety of quality programming, from animated fairy tales to adult smut. 

On the dresser, like everyone else

Oh ffs, just, no, just fuck off. 

Yeah, that was a OH FUCK moment for sure, it sold me on checking it out. 

We called it "going for a walk," at my old office.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Here here. I'm in an area where wood predominantly used, with grill grates that are adjustable up/down, and that's what I'll use for parties and get togethers. But if it is just my wife and me, I bust out the 22 in Weber. It absolutely does what I need and doesn't devour a ton of fuel. 

This is Midwestern madness run amuck.

Wait, that means you’re old?

“Here in Chicago”

God, we're in the reality where Iger is the progressive one. Insanity.