That ain’t inacurately stereotyping teenage boys, tho...

1. Name checks out.

Why not both ?

No, Ashley. Words still mean a great deal.

Garrett, I love your writing, and I especially love that last paragraph.

I’d throw in a few quid, as well.

The dresses. They probably regret the dresses. 

This is the bigliest take. 

Wrote a lengthy response that I inadvertently deleted.

Absolutely agree. 

Fuck this clown. 

Feel free to pile on my comment. I don’t give a shit.

From your mouth to the car gods' ears. 

I’m grey on this site, and will likely so remain, so no worries about me miseducating others.

“It isn’t clear what the grant money was intended for but, suffice it to say, it never made it to any proper recipients.”

“Every genetic problem I have is translated from the recipe book of my genome to the buffet of my brain...”

I’m terribly late to this party.

Those first two paragraphs are fucking solid gold.

Those first two paragraphs are fucking solid gold.

What a phenomenal final sentence.