See also: the guy taunting everyone in my costco that they were “just going to have to get water from the tap” after he snagged the last case of waters.  I wish I'd filmed him instead of just giving him my worst stank eye.

What the hell! Soap everyone. Use Soap. Then don’t pick your nose.

Rich People Have Always Been Assholes During Plagues

A friend of mine was in a grocery store yesterday. Although the store asked customers to buy a maximum of 5 bottles of hand sanitizer, she observed a lovely gentleman clear the entire shelf of product. Like, dozens of bottles. When asked politely by staff not to take the last of their supply, he screamed that he was a…

Definitely felt like, “how progressive is she *really* if her folks are well manicured? Elites, am I right?!” Which, no.

For some reason, your mention of “perfect manicure” in your description of Warren’s campaign center seemed like some sort of dog whistle.  Does “perfect manicure” == “white suburban boomer”?

A ho?!?  That’s harsh. 

The Clintons both just need to go away. For all their MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY faults, the Georges Bush stayed the fuck out of the limelight when their time passed. Particularly HW, the press would constantly ask his input, especially when Dubya was president, and he wouldn’t take the bait. He’d make some bland…

Clinton claims that his tryst with Lewinsky during his time in office was one of the “things I did to manage my anxieties.”

Xanax has been available in the US since 1981, Bill.

It WAS warm on super Tuesday!

I was a Warren stan who voted strategically for Sanders, so I’m obviously on the other end of the messaging/ideology spectrum, and even I get her appeal. She’s a person I could trust to competently and fairly run the country, even if I don’t align with her ideologically. Most of the center or right leaning dems don’t…

Do you really find Klobuchar’s appeal inexplicable? Putting aside that every candidate has flaws and shortcomings and Klobuchar was obviously no different...inexplicable? You can’t muster the energy to begin to credibly and fairly rationalize what it is about her, her personality, her performances in the final few…

Thanks for the follow up post with his side of the story.  That's good journalism.  

Bloomberg never meant to be the nominee. He ran as backup in case Biden faltered. His main goal was to go after the two political extremes: Trump and Sanders. This is a nice thread explaining it.

‘Bloomberg won American Samoa. I don’t even know where that is.’

Gotta be honest, on the freak scale......this is pretty tame.