What a perfect tweet by Demings.

1. If you’d have asked me what was on board Lil Wayne’s private jet aside from, say, seats, I’d probably have said drugs and firearms.

See: Cosby, Bill 

I feel pretty confident that you are the first one ever to refer to Jesus as “The Baby Born of No Boning”.

Wow. I love every bit of this magnificent wordsmithing.

This fellow Knickerbocker fan sees you. 

Yes. And even though it is a waste of time, I have found myself wondering on more than one occasion, why Cos - who was that influential and that wealthy - felt compelled to get sex by those means, rather than simply charming someone, or, failing that, paying for it. It seems like with a bit of effort, he could have…

Yes. You're probably right. Good point. 

Well articulated.

But you done good by smacking her in her smug little face.

Every day The Root has at least one headline that I would swear was clipped from The Onion.

Yeah. That's kind of the highlight of this whole trial. 

Last sentence sums it up perfectly. 

This is the fucking Onion, right ? 

Hear, Hear!

“...we made it clear that Bernie has already used his nigger and nigger-adjacent privileges but he keeps trying without a permit.”

This idiot looks like a dollar-store Ali G. 

First thing I thought of, as well.  

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is the perfect gif worth ?