So Swimmer's Swimmers ? 

But why put yourself at a disadvantage from the outset ?

I regret that I have but one star...

“If you Champion It With Your Massive Leftist Dick, They Will Come”

It’s not ?!

“Dollar Tree Obama”

Judith Reagan’s protestations about today’s climate in journalism and social media is hypocritical enough to make one laugh in her face - should the current climate be a laughing matter.

That, and a (un)healthy dollop of hubris.

Your last two sentences are - quite literally - perfect. They illustrate how the woefully out-of-touch remain just that: out of touch, and how the price for that out-of-touchness is at an all-time high. 

1. Good Lord, I love your writing.

Mondale. That brings back memories.

I find it downright comical that you think that, that sad denizen of the darkness that penned that comment is flexible enough to self fellate.

Reminds me of Marisa Tomei in that scene from My Cousin Vinny.

“desaturated blush of aspirational simplicity”

It dawned on me at some point in the not so recent past, that it seems being angry is what they actually want.

A rollercoaster of  emotions.

“(you will not get your family on board with it)“

Sadly, if I keep hitting the star button, you still only get one star.

”When I arrived to campus in a chauffeured, 1965 drop-top Cadillac (white, with hydraulics and gold specks)“

Truly matchless.