LJ is a perfect comparison.

From a physical standpoint, The Round Mound of Rebound is an excellent comparison.

Fantastic comment.

I know a few women.

Preach

The poor man's Voldemort 

Fucking Christ, I’m trying to eat.

+1 Viagra

+1 Jeffery Maier autographed ball.

+1 year added to Bonilla’s contract

“...baseball’s power elite, a crew of pink billionaires wearing pale blue shirts under blazers who are always either extremely dusty or jarringly damp...”

“If our society offered them more and better options toward financial sustainability and security than they have as a default, how many of them do you think make the “informed” decision to submit to debilitating brain injury?”

“As a card-carrying, financial member of the homosexual community, I’d like to tell you that the only gay agenda we have is to live our lives carefree and without violence.”

Is “Casting for Ass” a decent name for a shitty garage band ?

If I had a dollar for every time I've said that...

+1 shredder