This man cocaines. 

Harsh, but accurate.

“I’mlikeseriouslyexcitedI’mkindashybutmostlyexcitedandcourageous”

I wish you'd make an exception for these 3. 

 +50 bedpan-induced concussions

150 days in jail?

But d'ya really have to cuss so much ? 

Oh no. The king has spoken. Whatever shall we do...

You have inadvertently made Trump’s day. He framed where you called him “The Bulge”.

That was my first thought, too.

While I don’t agree with your conclusion, your last sentence is poetry.

That was painful.

Curmudgeon

You win. JFC, you win. 

5 minutes ?!

^  footballs

Yes.

Martin Niemöller.

This man baseballs. 

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