Oh, I got Bench Guy all the way. Everyone knows Hold ‘Em Back Guy is all show. Bench Guy is NOT messing around.

This is what I would’ve been very tempted to do. Just take the truck, maybe put it in a lot a couple businesses down, and then walk back to my car to watch. See how long before I got a phone call.

This! I’d have driven it home, parked it and waited for the dealership to call me when it was “ready”.

imagine if she DIDN’T tell them where the truck was... and returned to ask them. She should’ve let them sweat it out a bit. Stealing it back was genius.

As a former Bay Area resident who went to Warriors games in the Monta Ellis era, the one thing that always stood out when I attended matches at the Oracle was the crowd around me cheering every basket. The chant was never “Go Warriors” or “Go Golden State”, it was always “Go Oakland.”

MLB is investigating A’s outfielder Ramón Laureano because he was recently discovered to be in possession of a rifle 

I’m sure the commentary on this would be the exact same if it were a black NBA player who was found to have $20,000, expensive jewelry, and five guns stolen from his home.

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I just want you to know that I have been starring at this GIF for 5 minutes, hoping to catch a glimpse of a “negative-style” shot of a boob.

Ah, yes - the Picasso Love Channel! “Is that a boob? I think it’s a boob!”

Kids today will never know the struggle.

I’ll be 50 in 2 months. Suddenly I’m viewed as the older generation that can’t handle the internet!?

American Beauty came out when I was 16 or so. My buddy and I were talking about it and both of our main takeaways was that it was very unrealistic that the Kevin Spacey character would be jerking it in the shower. About that same time another buddy found his mom’s weed stash. We were blown away and thought that she…

My sister used to get sent Victoria Secret catalogs when I was a teenager and she was in college. She never received those catalogs.

Once I get married, I’ll never have to jerk again. Me at 12. 

I take a healthy dose of fiber supplement daily. Cup of coffee and a tall glass of water first thing, and 99% of the time I can have a complete and satisfying purge on my own throne before I leave the house.

What country is only 10,000 meters across? Vatican City?

Thank god the video was in landscape.

Maybe this will help explain things. It gives a pretty clear explanation about how this is a little different than merely outpacing oneself:

That’s pretty much how I finish 10K’s, only 35 minutes later.