What he collected was not child porn. If it was he would have been prosecuted for that. I remember reading about it because I was sad when that news came out. If I remember right it was more like muscle magazines that passed for gay porn back in the 50's or whatever, and the ages of some of the models might have been…

Give me a break. As a liberal you might have stumbled upon the idea that you can’t judge a group of of people by the actions of a few. Who knows if Aaron Carter received any threats? If he did they were more likely from trolls who would have made threats no matter who he supported. Do you really think that many people…

Maybe it’s because they have the kind of family relationship where grandpa and cousin stick-up-the-ass will turn skipping a mandatory hamburger dinner into being shamed on Facebook. Fuck that. I’ve been guilt-tripped by family members since I was old enough to talk pretty much and there may be a whole lot more to the…

So I guess this is more like a lyric video, but with dancers instead of animation? I don’t usually like her music but this one is pretty good for what it is.

I am pretty sure I can recite the entire “Amerikkka’s Most Wanted” cassette and I’ve never seen an Ice Cube movie. It’s sad to think of how hiphop is so trendy and classics from the recent past are not known in the way that rock fans are still listening to The Beatles or whatever. When people think Jay Z is the…

This means Rachel Dolezal could’ve possibly seen the black version of the Straight Outta Compton trailer.

What would you suggest? I have been stalked by a real weirdo who called my mother after having investigated her past. She didn’t know you could pay a small fee and get detailed information on someone so she believed everything they told her and was terrified. I’m not going to go into the details but my point is, I…

I”m going to translate this for you.

“back then, there were only two types of online meetups: people who were paying for sex, and people who had gotten so pissed off in an AOL chatroom that they decided to meet in a public park to fight each other.”

I’m not lying. If I had that car I’d live in it.

“It was a very good year.” Didn’t know about the sample. Thank you.

What Time Is Love?

All mammals are dogs?

They should put the squareback on the lifted 911 and make it look like a Porsche.

Did you feel like you were in a Chris Brown video?

“Why did you get a computer?” “So I can keep track of what I keep in the freezer.”

So people want to enter virtual reality so that they can play with a computer? This needs to be edited so the screen is asking “a/s/l?”

I’m not asking this in a belligerent way; I really don’t understand. What could one do with this knowledge? Is it really about turning on and off the lights to annoy people or is there some crime that could be committed?

This is if we believe there is only one universe. I think that going back in time to change something might actually be going back into a parallel universe, and you might fix it in another place, but not your own. Or something. I’m tired.

It’s awesome the way the dad tones down his language.