Yeah, God knows how they’ll mess with the lore. They might not even sparkle in this one.

And Republican voters are always stupid enough to fall for it.

Folks: If the sentiment “Black Lives Matter” gives you pause -if you think for some reason that those three words, in that order, are problematic -then you don’t get to call yourself a liberal anymore. I don’t care where you stand on any other issue, you need to go sit with the Trumpicans and KKK members (but I repeat…

Are you saying you don’t want that? What have you got against the future?

Does this mean Whole Foods will start shipping my groceries to the abandoned house one street over and dismissively throwing them over the fence?

I have lived all of my 32 years in Wyoming and I just want to say (because I am not dealing with the new status quo very well today. I’m a disabled chronically ill queer woman and I’m so fucking scared and angry I could just spit):

Fuck you, Barrasso, you pissant McConnell lackey. You spineless shitgibbon!

Jesus, the NHS isn’t perfect but there would be actual riots if it was threatened to be taken away. What the Republicans are trying to do is baffling inhumane. My dad and grandma died from cancer, I’ve had healthcare problems. My family would be bankrupt eight times over if we had a system like the one they are trying…

What half-idiots like Perry don’t understand is that, indeed, disagreement with conventional scientific thought and consensus is fine if you have an alternate hypothesis and some measure of data to back it up.

Actively involved in his Children’s lives, both at school and in extra curricular activities. Fiercely proud of his children, and supported them even when they wanted something he didn’t understand. Enjoyed playing and spending time with his children.

Fuck this guy. If he wants, he can lube himself with diesel before I put my foot up his ass.

And Theresa May can fuck right off with her bullshit concern. The nerve of her to show up to the community center and refuse to meet with victims. She’s spineless.

Yes, yes. Sharks.

Does it matter? In a sequel or two when they bring Singer back he’ll kill them all off screen and keep doing the same shit he’s been doing since X2.

I think the ultimate idiot here is US, the American public; we’re so hopelessly divided at this point that people like Megyn Kelly and Alex Jones actually have careers in the first place.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

Some are saying RealBaddFauxNews is reporting that the Mayor and a federal Elf(kin) are considering a proposal put forth by a mega-corporation, Omni Consumer Products (Company).

Time for multiple notices of termination. If they can’t handle a kill list targeting students, they really shouldn’t be in any position to run a school. This isn’t a hard call to make at all.

I wish they’d cast John Cena as Shazam. I’m not even a wrestling fan, he just seems like a real stand-up guy, bordering on that “gee golly willakers” spirit of Shazam.

You are officially the coolest person on the Internet for posting ELO. You rock.

it appears that the extreme reflective nature of the lake’s surface confuses them, and like birds crashing into plate glass windows, they crash into the lake.