I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

Is she, though? Because I very strongly do not relish the thought of Dr. Oz being anywhere near the leadership of our national health system.

Please, please...stop. Oprah is great and all but, just....no. No more celebrity presidents. Like ever. I never thought I’d live to say this but I want a professional politician back in charge. Not just someone “from the tee-vee.”

seriously — this portion of the thread can fuck right off. She ain’t, she really really ain’t pretty.

You’re all on crack.

“We hope that this lawsuit determines why multiple young adults chose to physically assault a police officer[...]”

When my dad slowly died an agonizing death to fast-moving cancer and my parents lost the tiny amount of shit they had managed to accumulate with their minimum wage jobs because he made the “choice” to take the only job he could thanks to the Reds tanking the economy in ‘08 and made the “choice” to pay their rent…

Is the stomach pain from eating so many dicks going to be covered under the Republican plan?

Given the kind of vile invective that this administration has used to characterize people like me, and the fact that she is their mouthpiece, all gloves are off. You say racist stuff to me, then you are gonna get it right back two fold. Sorry, not sorry.

This sounds exactly the same what Nazis did in concentration camps.

I’m not sure I would call them “bystanders.” The word I keep thinking is “collaborators.”

Oh, shut the fuck up, Caitlyn.

The officer was upset because teenagers were walking on his lawn. If you can’t emotionally handle kids walking on your lawn, you have no business with a badge or a gun.

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

I’d sooner let a facehugger near my head than let Kellyanne ‘into my heart’. UGH.

However, neither the hiring of undocumented labor, failure to comply with any labor, employment, or safety laws and regulations, abuse of any public benefit, nor any failure to pay taxes shall preclude any white person from being employed in the Trump administration.

Other questions on the survey:

Ivanka’s 35, which can only lead one to conclude that Donald Trump believes she is an airplane.

The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion.