May is really nothing but Trump in a bad dress.

Sumerian kings or nothing!

I like the way you think!

He makes an excellent door stop.

Alt-White privilege.

Who says Ivanka is Trump’s biological daughter? Have we seen her birth certificate (a real one, not an electronic facsimile)? DNA test?

It is the lever to a really, really huuge slot machine at the new Trump Casino and Hotel Riyadh. Odds are 10 to 1 that it’ll be bankrupt in a year.

So, space-witches?

Many people are saying that Trump doesn’t have a dick, so he must be a witch.

This bunch would f*ck up a wet dream.

Samurai cats have been around for a while....

Will the all the rooms be bugged?

All the on-air personalities had to attend a mandatory Klan rally....

How about charging the motherfucker under the RICO laws? Clearly, he’s organizing for blatantly and ongoing criminal acts.

This is what happens when you let Trump, Bannon, and Sessions roam around unsupervised.

Kushner isn’t family, and he’s keeping Creepy Donald away from Ivanka. Bannon might actually have a chance...

Nah, ol’ 45 just fucked every single kid on the planet.

“Culturally anxious” is a term only used by racist shitstools when trying to excuse other racist shitstools.

“Oversight.” Yeah......right.....

Trump doesn’t want to alienate his base of white-supremists.