So the street was repaved into a Rondobout?

A pony would be nice.

Yeah, go ahead and destroy the entire avocado toast industry! That’ll lead to the end of society as we know it!!

Trump does know how dogs work — he is Putin’s bitch after all....

To answer your questions in order:

Racism is based on power, not race. Whites have the vast majority of power — stereotypes, prejudice, and just plain ignorance by whites is racism because they have the power to enforce those stereotypes, prejudices and ignorance. How often do you see white people using their code-words (“urban” or “thugs” or…

Incitement to commit violence. Racists are violent, although that violence is frequently well hidden. The students are a clear and present threat to all of the other students in the school (if they don’t commit acts of violence, then they are most certainly inciting others to commit acts of violence).

Well, there go the cup holders....

A raging case of oozing syphilis is probably more popular than Christie.

A Shitload of Assholes.

That would be an orangutang.

Boxers or briefs?

Ärket?

 I thought an arket was a tiny boat that Noah might use to save tiny little animals like hamsters and gerbils.

Let’s be honest — Spicer doesn’t have the balls to tell Ms. Ryan to “stop shaking her head” to her face. Instead, that fuckwallop of a coward hides behind the right-wing press — pretty typical behavior for 45's cronies, all things considered.

That’s only because he gets most of his genes from slime mold.

So you’re down with a single-payer/socialized system? Awesome! Don’t forget to let your representative know!

His views aren’t “controversial,” they’re ignorant and offensively racist. By labeling them “controversial,” you’re giving this nincompoop’s ideas legitimacy, implying that his comments may, somehow, be acceptable. They’re not. End of story.