A raging case of oozing syphilis is probably more popular than Christie.

A Shitload of Assholes.

That would be an orangutang.

Boxers or briefs?

Ärket?

 I thought an arket was a tiny boat that Noah might use to save tiny little animals like hamsters and gerbils.

Let’s be honest — Spicer doesn’t have the balls to tell Ms. Ryan to “stop shaking her head” to her face. Instead, that fuckwallop of a coward hides behind the right-wing press — pretty typical behavior for 45's cronies, all things considered.

That’s only because he gets most of his genes from slime mold.

So you’re down with a single-payer/socialized system? Awesome! Don’t forget to let your representative know!

His views aren’t “controversial,” they’re ignorant and offensively racist. By labeling them “controversial,” you’re giving this nincompoop’s ideas legitimacy, implying that his comments may, somehow, be acceptable. They’re not. End of story.

“Nobody will be worse off financially....”

I’m pretty sure he’s Gleek.....maybe Gleek’s inbred uncle that nobody wants to talk about at family reunions....

Funny how all those liberal white voters, who would never (EVER) vote for 45 somehow also elected Republican governors in 33 states, and Republican state legislatures in 32 states....

That long? More like 24 minutes.

Of course girls wear bows, ya silly git!

Short version: “Nobody really reads the articles.”

Trump has alternative class.

Come September, they’ll take away your Pumpkin Spice Lattes...