Let’s be honest — Spicer doesn’t have the balls to tell Ms. Ryan to “stop shaking her head” to her face. Instead, that fuckwallop of a coward hides behind the right-wing press — pretty typical behavior for 45's cronies, all things considered.

That’s only because he gets most of his genes from slime mold.

“Whoa — Spiderman looks like it’s gonna be a hit. Let’s see if we can soak some more bucks out of Disney.” — Amy Pascal

Gosh....maybe the Fantastic Four? Betcha nobody ever thought of that for a movie!

Let’s face it, what we really need is an Aquaman/Flash movie, with a few minutes of Bats thrown in to remind us that it’s “serious.”

So you’re down with a single-payer/socialized system? Awesome! Don’t forget to let your representative know!

A more important question....

His views aren’t “controversial,” they’re ignorant and offensively racist. By labeling them “controversial,” you’re giving this nincompoop’s ideas legitimacy, implying that his comments may, somehow, be acceptable. They’re not. End of story.

“Nobody will be worse off financially....”

I’m pretty sure he’s Gleek.....maybe Gleek’s inbred uncle that nobody wants to talk about at family reunions....

Funny how all those liberal white voters, who would never (EVER) vote for 45 somehow also elected Republican governors in 33 states, and Republican state legislatures in 32 states....

So, about the size of an average size joint for Cheech and Chong?

That long? More like 24 minutes.

Of course girls wear bows, ya silly git!

Chuck Norris worships Reggie.

Short version: “Nobody really reads the articles.”

Trump has alternative class.

Come September, they’ll take away your Pumpkin Spice Lattes...