Yeah! So get in the fucking kitchen! Amirite?!

“Inferior” and “not as good at soccer” are not the same concept.

Objectively… Here’s my opinion.

I’m going with “Hopelessly corrupt”. 50 years ago, these two would have been writing articles about how smoking was totally harmless and good for you, all while wearing RJ Reynolds lab coats.

I was gonna say something to this extent, too.

This is a level of stupid that should result in the writers losing their jobs in academia. I’m not really being hyperbolic here, either.

NFL Logic

Well done.

Anytime you see a story about me or my campaign saying “sources said,” DO NOT believe it. There are no sources, they are just made up lies!

The Israeli club retaliated by appropriating the fertile portions of the stadium for farming.

Many in Ireland have long supported Palestine due to the parallels the Irish saw between their own fight against Britain and the Palestinian fight against Israel. Many Irish Republicans adopted the Palestinian flag to show their solidarity with Palestine. In response, many Loyalists adopted Israel’s flag (which is…

Look for FIFA’S anti politics task force that will end politics in 3 years

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

Everyone says stay home when you’re sick.... Till you try to call in when you’re sick.

Every person who is susceptible to the flu is a stepping stone the virus can use to reach the elderly and sick.

Cal’s equipment staff consulted with several internet message board trolls who specialize in moving the goalposts.

You know no one is forcing you to read it, right? Unless someone IS forcing you to read it. In which case, blink twice.

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.